May 2, 2016
May Day
Will these hardworking and well-financed people pull off their lavish social event in time?
July 15, 2014
The Age of the Robe
To dress like a respectable middle-aged person in a Western country is not to dress for the heat: too much fabric and not enough ventilation.
The whole sartorial system meant that all summer long you were subtly humiliated, overinsulated, or both. And, thanks to global warming, the summers would only heat up! Just as global capitalism meant that the cult of youth and beauty would grow ever more extreme as the population aged and put on weight! We in the West were going to get hotter and hotter at the same time that we became less and less hot.
May 8, 2013
Fedora
The single woman wears a fedora to say, I want a man who is like a woman in a hat.
The fedora is not Monica Lewinsky’s sex-guerrilla beret made sweet with a bow, taking no prisoners with an infantile feminine twist. Nor is it Mary Tyler Moore throwing her beret to the sky—You’re gonna make it after all. We are not sure whether we’re going to make it, in a fedora.
September 22, 2008
Some have ponytails. None of the women do. Waxed eyebrows are popular for both sexes.
Fashion Week 2008
February 19, 2005
We should dress more conservatively because we live in sad, dangerous times, and it’s important to remember that.
A Nation Divided: or, Ass Cleavage
September 20, 2004
Fashion is a dark forest of half-starved wolves, tarted up with stiff collars and eye-tints, mangy fur and sultry looks.
A Dialogue
September 20, 2004
The tattoo does nice work, because it promises wildness without having to resort to those slippery items, words.
The Tattoo
September 20, 2004
Fashion Supplement: Introduction
Phenomenological Prologomena
In between the naïve freak (the man who only wears purple, the man buying lumber in women’s clothing) and the sophisticated street success sits the childhood prototype of all great fashion: the girl who dares to come to school bizarre, wearing yellow plaid and leather and braids, eyes made up darker than an Ancient Egyptian’s, and a cut-and-resewn home modified t-shirt.
