March 17, 2025
Mobbin'
“What’s good. My name is Daniel . . . AND I FUCKIN’ LOVE JESUS SO FUCKIN’ MUCH GODDAMMIT!”
The homies call it mobbin’. Mom shuttles us to and from Walmart, Taco Bell, Circle K, Blockbuster, the mall, while Sisqó—who previously lived in an abandoned car—rides shotgun in our silver minivan and slaps 2Pac and Biggie and Bone Thugs-n-Harmony songs for us to rap to and mariachi songs for us to yelp to.
