Toni Bentley has written a memoir about her three-year experience of sexual awakening via anal intercourse with a man. Like most sexual memoirists, Bentley claims our attention with the more or less tacit premise that she has transgressed custom, morality, or received opinion—in her case, by finding liberation in being in a "demeaning" submissive role in her sadomasochistic recreational affair. In order to find Bentley's story compelling, the reader (whether neocon, ur-feminist, or third-waver) must grant that such an arrangement is somehow shocking. Given that the most likely audience for Bentley's book veers to the left, the intended surprising counterintuition is that her "subjugation" through anal sex was satisfying for her. She did not turn the tables of paternalism with a large purple strap-on. But is there any wayscientifically, we meanto prove that anal sex is unfair to women? We speak of equal opportunity. Let us examine a woman's opportunities for penetration.

 

Emily Votruba<--break->

 

Possible Unmediated Penetrative Acts,
As Actor*

Women

Men

* For the purposes of this chart, "woman" and "man" are defined chromosomally and developmentally, i.e., XX-chromosomed postpubescent Homo sapiens and XY-chromosomed postpubescent Homo sapiens respectively. "Unmediated" shall be understood to mean via one's own body parts, without the aid of an instrument or substance topical, inserted, or ingested. "Possible" shall be construed as "achievable within the conceivable limits of bilaterally symmetrical physiques typical of each of the two sex categories" (some hearsay considered). "Fair-"ness, QED, shall be constituted in an equal number of penetrative opportunities for all. Now, then.

 


 


 

 


 


Finger(s) in own mouth

Finger(s) in other's mouth

Finger(s) in own ear

Finger(s) in other's ear

Finger(s) in own nose

Finger(s) in other's nose

Finger(s) in own vagina

N/A

Finger(s) in own asshole

Finger(s) in other's asshole

Tongue in other's mouth

Tongue in other's ear

Tongue in own nose

Tongue in other's nose

Tongue in own vagina

N/A

Tongue in other's vagina

Tongue in other's asshole

Breast(s) in own mouth

N/A

Breast(s) in other's mouth

N/A

Breast(s) in other's ear

N/A

Breast(s) in other's vagina

N/A

Breast(s) in other's asshole

N/A

Penis in own mouth

N/A

Penis in other's mouth

N/A

Penis in own ear

N/A

Penis in other's ear

N/A

Penis in own nose

N/A

Penis in other's nose

N/A

Penis in other's vagina

N/A

Penis in own asshole

N/A

Penis in other's asshole

N/A

"Docking"

N/A

Clitoris in own mouth

N/A

Clitoris in other's mouth

N/A

Clitoris in other's ear

N/A

Clitoris in other's nose

N/A

Clitoris in other's vagina

N/A

Clitoris in other's asshole

N/A

Head out of other's vagina

 

Total:

29

26

 

Conclusion: Yes, more than fair.

Therefore: What surrender?

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